she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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