carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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