i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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