somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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