I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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