Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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