I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Randomize