what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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