Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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