so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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