Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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