So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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