Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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