my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
