What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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