Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
ugly people sure do ruin things
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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