Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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