So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
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