In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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