Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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