If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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