does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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