THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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