Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I look better un-naked...
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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