He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Are these your boobs on my camera?
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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