Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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