I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i love accidental penises.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize