I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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