i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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