I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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