I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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