Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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