o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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