i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
