i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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