why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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