should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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