arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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