turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
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