Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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