used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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