that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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