id be glad to
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Let's paint friendship bongs
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
