I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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