Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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