I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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