took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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