That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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