What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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