dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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