someone get that fucking seahorse.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I just had sex on a roof
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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