would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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