The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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