Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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